Martha Stewart Wishes Her Friends Would Die So She Can Date Their Husbands

Martha Stewart was once seen as a very proper model of the perfect homemaker. After she spent some time in prison, Martha loosened up quite a bit. She even formed an unlikely friendship with Snoop Dogg.

Stewart’s big change in attitude has delighted fans. Seeing a different side of someone who was so straight-laced for decades brought out a lot of character that people had no idea was inside. Martha Stewart’s latest bombshell came when she recently revealed a dark sense of humor most didn’t know about.

On the latest episode of Chelsea Handler’s “Dear Chelsea,” Martha talked about her dating life. She said she hasn’t had much luck lately. Her more recent crushes are all married to her friends, and Stewart joked that she wishes they’d die so she can date their husbands.

“But it turns out, you know, one of them is married to the mother of some friends of mine and I just… he’s so attractive… And that’s really where I meet men. They’re all married to friends of mine or something like that.

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It’s very difficult because I think there are certain ages we go through where it’s very tempting because you wanna believe that, ‘Oh, maybe this relationship that they’re in is temporary. Or maybe they’ll die. I always think, ‘Oh, gosh, couldn’t that person just die?”

Martha Stewart was obviously joking about wishing death upon her friends. Still, it’s always entertaining to see her show a different side of herself. With that sense of humor and her ridiculous wealth, it’s hard to believe she hasn’t found the perfect guy.

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